real deal reality gigs in person

 
From: "Robert Ross Band Email List" <bluesman@PROTECTED>
Subject: real deal reality gigs in person
Date: May 20th 2020
The Robert Ross Band
 
REALITY GIG SCHEDULE

We are doing 2 real gigs in May starting tomorrow. Real gigs, not to be confused with virtual gigs. And ya know, one real gig in the schdeule is worth 5 virtual gigs in the ether. And there are TWO real gigs in May!!
Real is real, and fake is fake. Reality is very different from fantasy. Reality ain't no phantasmogorical speculatory blatherings from a virtual reality fantasy. And fantasy is a lie. Do the math. Aluminum foil hat wearing pink unicorns need not apply, even if that pink unicorn plays the BLUES. Maybe rock 'n' roll, but definitely not blues.
Reality is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. And BLUES is TRUTH. And if you don't like the BLUES you got a HOLE in your SOUL. And if that's the case, you ain't gonna like the truth either.
Reality ain't about gut feelings, hunches, or opinions. And you know what they say about opinions. If not, email me and I'll tell ya.
So there are TWO actual REAL reality gigs in the schedule for May.
"You can't be no ghost!! You gotta be a spirt. And the spirit will not descend unless you sing. You gotta sing the blues. Don't be no ghost!
THIS, is the REAL DEAL!! Come one and all. Bring your own masks, gloves, and sanitizer.
LOL
And keep a safe distance from the BluesMan.

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REAL REALITY GIGS

Blues Jean Blues is Open again!!
Robert Ross @ Blue Jean Blues
When: Thursday, May 21, 2020
Time: 5:30pm - 8pm

Address: 3320 NE 33rd St, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33308
Phone: 954-306-6330
Featuring two time NY Music Award winner & International Blues Challenge Semi-Finalist Robert Ross (vocals, guitar, slide guitar, & harmonica from 5:30pm - 8pm. Great food, fantastic spirits, & great blues vibe. Call the club for details about social distancing, the wearing of masks, cover charge, and other pertinent info. There's a pretty good chance that I'll do a facebook livestream so check the Robert Ross page on facebook.

NOTICE THAT I FIXED SOME TYPOS AND COPY & PASTE-OS ON THE GIG BELOW. THANK YOU TANIA BLUES FROM BLUE AT HEART & THE SOUTH FLORIDA BLUES CALENDAR FOR THE HEADS UP ON MY MISTOOKIES.

Ross 'n' Rose @ Blue Jean Blues
When: Saturday, May 30, 2020 *****
Time: 5pm - 8pm

Address: 3320 NE 33rd St, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33308
Phone: 954-306-6330
Featuring International Blues Challenge Semi-Finalists Heidi "Heidi Ho" Rosenbaum (drums & backup vocals), and Robert Ross (vocals, guitar, slide guitar, & harmonica from 5pm - 8pm. Great food, fantastic spirits, & great blues vibe. Call the club for details about social distancing, the wearing of masks, cover charge, and other pertinent info. There's a pretty good chance that we'll do a facebook livestream so check the Ross 'n' Rose page on facebook.

 
PLEASE NOTE
It is always a good idea to call a venue to confirm that we will in fact be appearing, to check on admission or cover charges, and to find out whether it is necessary to make a reservation. Thank you.

HAVING A PRIVATE PARTY OR WEDDING? HIRE THE ROBERT ROSS BAND!
Having a birthday or anniversary bash? Maybe a small dinner party? A large corporate party? Whatever event you are planning consider The Robert Ross Band, Robert Ross & The Jazz-Manian Devils. Or maybe you want something a little more “showbizzy” like Jiggles Giggles & Blues. We can put a package together to suit your entertainment needs. Let's talk. Send us an email reply with “PARTY” in the subject line. We'll get back to you.


GUITAR / BASS / HARMONICA LESSONS
From award winning recording artist & seasoned educator Robert Ross

EMAIL: Bluesman@PROTECTED

I will be taking on a limited number of dedicated guitar, bass, and harmonica students regardless of age or current level of expertise.

Robert is a two time New York Music Award winner and a New York Blues Hall of Fame inductee. Robert is known for a wide variety of blues, jazz, soul, country, rock ‘n’ roll, folk, and other roots music. Robert worked and recorded with Big Joe Turner and also worked with Lightnin’ Hopkins, John Lee Hooker, Otis Rush, Big Mama Thornton, Brownie McGhee, Memphis Slim, and other legends. One of Robert’s songs was recorded by Johnny Winter, and two other songs appeared on the soap opera “All My Children”. The Robert Ross Band has released 7 internationally distributed CDs and toured two continents. Robert has been teaching guitar for more then 25 years privately, and 13 years in NYC public schools. Robert’s work in the schools has been cited by the NY State Council of the Arts (NYSCA) for “best practices in arts in education programming”.

Lessons are $40 per half hour, and $60 per hour.
http://www.robertrossband.com/guitar-lessons

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