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WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING FOR

THE BOTTLE LET ME DOWN

ONE MAN ONE VOTE

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

FEE FIE FO FUM

ALL DRESSED UP NO PLACE TO GO

WE ARE ONE

BORN WITH THESE BLUES

CASUALTY OF THE SIXTIES

SHE'S FINE AS FINE WILL EVER BE

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS

I AM WHAT I AM

THE HARD WAY

THE DEVIL BEASTS

MR. FIXIT MAN

RUFF 'N' TUFF

BADA BING

THE RECORD BIZ

YIPPY YI YAY

SANTA CLAUS LOST HIS XMAS LIST

MR. JELLY ROLL

COME ON LET'S ROCK

REGISTRATION BLUES

TIRED OF THE ROAD

IF I HAD KNOWN

SITTIN' IN THE JAIL HOUSE

MERMAID CHILD

FREAK SHOW

69 CHEVY

WHO YOU TRYING TO FOOL?

PALOMINO

LADY LIBERTY

STOP THE POLLUTION

STOP STOPPING ME

THE GIFT OF LIFE

LITTLE TOM TURKEY

MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME

UNCLE MILTY

SOME SOMEBODY LOVES YOU

MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY

IT SAYS SO IN THE GOOD BOOK

FOLLOW THE MONEY

WHITE BOY LOST IN THE BLUES

WHEN I GO HOME

HALLOWEEN

DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS

WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING FOR

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Tell me please what're we fightin' for

Tell me please what're we dyin' for

Tell me please what're we killin' for

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1. We armed Saddam's iraq

We trained him to attack

Daddy Bush had a plan

To have Iraq destroy Iran

Then Saddam took Kuwaiti soil

And Daddy Bush lost all his oil

2. So Daddy Bush attacked Saddam

He tried to take him out with a bomb

Saddam tried to have Daddy slain

Now little Georgie's got him on the brain

Little Georgie's gonna kick iraqi ass

And steal all his oil and gas

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3. Georgie takes us to the brink

With no 9/11 link

The C.I.A. sees no threat

Inspectors ain't found nothing yet

Osama vanished underground

Bush just needs a sheik to pound

4. Saddam will be overthrown

If Georgie has to do it alone

The power's going to his head

He told the U.N. "to go drop dead"

He engineered a White House coup

He's gonna give Iraq one too

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5. A zillion barrels of oily crude

A little bit of family feud

A soundbite a photo op

The little brat must top his pop

The President must have his war

To win in two thousand and four

6. Who will Georgie bushwhack next

The Russkies the French the Krauts or Czechs

Syria Libya Korea Iran

Arabia india or Pakistan

Americans can only pray

He don't bushwhack the U.S.A.

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ONE MAN ONE VOTE

By Robert Ross

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==== CHORUS ====

ONE MAN ONE VOTE

ONE MAN ONE VOTE

ONE MAN ONE VOTE

AND MAY THE BEST CANDIDATE WIN

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Verse 1

IF THE MACHINES SHOULD FAIL TO ADD

IF THE BALLOT IS DESIGNED SO BAD

IF THERE'S A HANGING CHAD

JUST RE-DO THE VOTE

COUNT IT RIGHT DON'T COUNT IT FAST

I'D RATHER WAIT A WHILE THEN GET THE SHAFT

JUST COUNT EACH VOTE WE CAST

WE'RE ENTITLED TO VOTE

(To Chorus)

Verse 2

DON'T PURGE ME FROM THE ROLE

DON'T MAKE ME PAY A TOLL

DON'T BLOCK ME FROM THE POLL

I'M ENTITLED TO VOTE

WE'VE HAD IT WITH ELECTION FRAUD

DEMOCRACY MUST BE RESTORED

KICK THE CROOKS OUT THE DOORS

WE'RE ENTITLED TO VOTE

(To Chorus)

Verse 3

I WANT TO SEE A BIG DEBATE

I WANT TO HEAR EACH CANDIDATE

LEVEL THE FIELD PLAY IT STRAIGHT

WE'RE ENTITLED TO VOTE

IF THREE CANDIDATES MAKE A RUN

BUT NO ONE REACHES FIFTY-ONE

ONLY A RUNOFF CAN PROVE WHO WON

WE'RE ENTITLED TO VOTE

(To Chorus)

Verse 4

WE NEED THE MEDIA TO INFORM

AND CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM

THEN A NEW AGE WILL DAWN

WE'RE ENTITLED TO VOTE

THE MAJORITY RULES THE LAND

THAT IDEA IS MIGHTY GRAND

SO RAISE YOUR VOICE AND STAND

WE'RE ENTITLED TO VOTE

(To Chorus)

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FEE FIE FO FUM

By Robert Ross

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Verse 1.

We were attacked today

The reason why we can not say

We don't remember yesterday

We just know someone's got to pay

Now the whole world must disarm

Or we're gonna drop the bomb

(CHORUS)

Fee Fie Fo Fum

Look what America has become

Real Americans don't ask why

We're supposed to just kill and die

Fee Fie Fo Fum

Rat a tat tat rummy tum tum

We wave the flag and we beat the drum

And blow 'em all to Kingdom Come 

Verse 2.

My country right or wrong

Love it or leave it is our song

United we stand divided we fall

Oulaw protest once and for all

Uncle Sam wants you to be free

But Big Brother is watching me

(TO CHORUS)

Verse 3. To honor our brave dead

The flag has seven stripes blood red

Six white stripes for purity

A field of blue for unity

The flag has more red stripes then white

And we think that might makes right

(TO CHORUS)

Verse 4. Our flag is number one

And these colors do not run

We march off with a smoking gun

We keep fighting til the peace is won

A Holy War for oil and gas

Our God'll kick your God's 

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WE ARE ONE

by Robert Ross

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Peace love Hope grace

We are one

One Lord One world

We are one

VERSE 1

While we search for justice

We must work for peace

We must pray for the planet

All wars have to cease

Peace love Hope grace

We are one

One Lord One world

We are one

 VERSE 2  

We have much more in common

Then what keeps us apart

We need open minds

And compassionate hearts

Peace love Hope grace

We are one

One Lord One world

We are one

We are one

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MERMAID CHILD

By Robert Ross

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THINGS THAT SPARKLE SHIMMER AND SHINE

SEND A THRILL UP AND DOWN HER SPINE

SHE LIKES TO HEAR A BELL GO CHIMMIE CHIMMIE CHIME

AND SWEET ROMANTIC WORDS THAT RHYME

I SAW NEPTUNE'S MERMAID CHILD

SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN DOWN AT CONEY ISLE

I SAW NEPTUNE'S MERMAID CHILD

IF SHE HAD LEGS I'D WALK HER DOWN THE AISLE

 

SHE'S GOT A STARFISH MAKEUP CASE

A SCALLOP MIRROR TO DO HER FACE

A NECKLASS MADE OF SEA GLASS PERFECT FOR A QUEEN

COBALT BLUE AND EMERALD GREEN

I SAW NEPTUNE'S MERMAID CHILD

SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN DOWN AT CONEY ISLE

I SAW NEPTUNE'S MERMAID CHILD

IF SHE HAD LEGS I'D WALK HER DOWN THE AISLE

 

DON'T BE FOOLED BY HER SWEET SMILE

FOR BREAKFAST SHE ATE A CROCODILE

SHE HELD AN ALLIGATOR ON HIS BRAWNY BACK

AND SHE FOUGHT OFF A SHARK ATTACK

I SAW NEPTUNE'S MERMAID CHILD

SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN DOWN AT CONEY ISLE

I SAW NEPTUNE'S MERMAID CHILD

IF SHE HAD LEGS I'D WALK HER DOWN THE AISLE

 

SHE CAN BUILD A DEEP SEA HOME

WITH A HAMMERHEAD AND SWORDFISH BONE

HER DADDY WAS A SEAMAN MAMMA WAS A WHALE

A MERMAID CHILD FROM HEAD TO TAIL

I SAW NEPTUNE'S MERMAID CHILD

SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN DOWN AT CONEY ISLE

I SAW NEPTUNE'S MERMAID CHILD

IF SHE HAD LEGS I'D WALK HER DOWN THE AISLE

IF SHE HAD LEGS I'D WALK HER DOWN THE AISLE

IF SHE HAD LEGS I'D WALK HER DOWN THE AISLE

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FREAK SHOW

By Robert Ross

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FREAK SHOW FREAK SHOW

FREAK SHOW FREAK SHOW

Verse 1

SEE THE GIANT WHO IS 8 FOOT TALL

AND THE MIDGET TINY MINNIE SMALL

A FLYING SAUCER A MAN FROM MARS

A JAPANESE WITH ATOMIC SCARS

FREAK SHOW

FREAK SHOW

Verse 2

THE NUMB SKULL BROKE SOME WOODEN BOARDS

HE SPIT FIRE & SWALLOWED SWORDS

HE ATE RAZORBLADES & BROKEN GLASS

HE DRANK IODINE & DIESLE GAS

FREAK SHOW FREAK SHOW

Chorus

THEY LOVE THE SPOTLIGHT AND THE STAGE

THEY CHEAT DEATH FOR A LIVING WAGE

THEY WERE BORN TO PERFORM

ALTHOUGH THEIR ACT AIN'T THE NORM

THEY DEFY ALL OF NATURE'S LAWS

THEY LIVE & DIE FOR YOUR APPLAUSE

IF THEY SURVIVE FOUR SHOWS TODAY

THEY LIVE TO FREAK ANOTHER DAY

FREAK SHOW FREAK SHOW

FREAK SHOW FREAK SHOW

Verse 3

THE INJUN'S TIED TO A TOTEM POLE

THE COWBOY LIGHTS HIM SOON HE'S BLACK AS COAL

BILLOWING SMOKE A BLINDING FLASH

CHIEF PHOENIX RISES FROM THE ASH

Verse 4

THE ACCUSED IS GAGGED & BOUND

HUNG BY THE NECK HIGH ABOVE THE GROUND

KICKING & SCREAMING SWINGING TO & FRO

BUT THEN HE IS FREED TILL THE MIDNIGHT SHOW

FREAK SHOW FREAK SHOW

FREAK SHOW FREAK SHOW

Chorus

THEY LOVE THE SPOTLIGHT AND THE STAGE

THEY CHEAT DEATH FOR A LIVING WAGE

THEY WERE BORN TO PERFORM

ALTHOUGH THEIR ACT AIN'T THE NORM

THEY DEFY ALL OF NATURE'S LAWS

THEY LIVE & DIE FOR YOUR APPLAUSE

IF THEY SURVIVE FOUR SHOWS TODAY

THEY LIVE TO FREAK ANOTHER DAY

FREAK SHOW FREAK SHOW

FREAK SHOW FREAK SHOW

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CASUALTY OF THE SIXTIES

by Robert Ross

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Well baby I don't remember the sixties

So bro you know I was there

Well my mind got sucked into a big black hole

Now it's lost in time somewhere

I see little green men from Lord knows where

Doctors checked my head but they found nothing there

 

I can walk through walls and float down halls

I can see around corners and curves

I can read your mind and give sight to the blind

Or else the drugs are playing tricks on my nerves

All the mixtures and potions I could smoke and drink

Couldn't fix my head but they unclogged the sink

 

I'm a Casualty of the 60s

I'm a Casualty of the 60s

I'm a Casualty of the 60s

Yes I am

 

People call me dizzy daffy and dopey

But I don't let 'em get me phased

Cause if the lights are on and nobody's home

It's cause I had my consiousness raised

My mind is so expanded my ego so shrunk

My cotton picking head is just useless junk

 

I been analyzed and hypnotized

They tried sedation and electroshock

I been sterilized and lobotomized

And now, I got the brain of a rock

Baby my personality split into two

With a few missing marbles and a loose bent screw

 

I'm a Casualty of the 60s

I'm a Casualty of the 60s

I'm a Casualty of the 60s

Yes I am

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CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS

By Robert Ross

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(Verse 1)

FOR SILK AND SPICE EUROPEANS WENT

OVERLAND TO THE ORIENT

BUT WHEN THE ROAD CLOSED TO THE EAST

THE FLOW OF SILK AND SPICES CEASED

THE SPANISH CROWN SUPPLIED 3 SHIPS

FOR A CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS TRIP

HE'D BE THE FIRST TO CROSS THE SEA

IN THE NINA THE PINTA AND THE SANTA MARIA

(Verse 2)

IN FOURTEEN HUNDRED AND NINETY TWO

COLUMBUS SAILED THE OCEAN BLUE

HE WOULD PROVE THAT THE WORLD WAS ROUND

BY SAILING WEST UNTIL THE EAST WAS FOUND

BUT NO ONE KNEW HOW BIG THE WORLD MIGHT BE

OR JUST HOW LONG THEY MIGHT DRIFT AT SEA

AND IF THE WORLD WAS A FLATTENED DISC

THEY COULD FALL OFF INTO THE ABYSS

(Chorus)

DID COLUMBUS COME TO EXPLORE?

OR WAS HE THE FIRST CONQUISTADOR?

ALL THE SILVER AND ALL THE GOLD

AND ALL THE NATIVE LANDS THEY STOLE

THE CROWNS OF EUROPE WOULD DIVIDE

THE NATIVES VICTIMS OF GENOCIDE

(Verse 3)

AFTER A MONTH OF SAILING ON THE SEA

THE FRIGHTENED CREW SPOKE OF MUTINY

COLUMBUS ASKED THEM FOR 3 DAYS MORE

AND THEN THEY FOUND SAN SALVADOR

THEY THOUGHT THEY LANDED IN INDIA

OR THEY'D HAVE NAMED IT ALL COLUMBIA

TO THE GRAVE CHRIS WOULD NEVER KNOW

IT WAS A NEW WORLD THAT HE DID GO

(Verse 4)

COLUMBUS NEVER PROVED THE WORLD WAS ROUND

THE FAR EAST HE NEVER FOUND

HE LANDED IN THE CARRIBEAN ISLES

HE MISSED CHINA BY 10,000 MILES

500 YEARS BEFORE HE SAILED THE SEA

BEFORE THE NEW WORLD DISCOVERY

LEIF ERICSON WOULD SAIL HERE FIRST

BUT HIS STORY WASN'T SET TO VERSE

(Chorus)

DID COLUMBUS COME TO EXPLORE?

OR WAS HE THE FIRST CONQUISTADOR?

ALL THE SILVER AND ALL THE GOLD

AND ALL THE NATIVE LANDS THEY STOLE

THE CROWNS OF EUROPE WOULD DIVIDE

THE NATIVES VICTIMS OF GENOCIDE

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THE HARD WAY

by Robert Ross

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The hard way

Yeah that's my way

I haven't got a plan not even a clue

But that has never stopped me

From doing what I do

The hard way

Don't bother me with facts

Cause details get me tense

Don't trouble me with reason

Cause reason makes no sense

I've got no education, no experience

One thing I've got lots of

Blissful ignorance

That's the hard way

Yeah that's my way

I haven't got a plan not even a clue

But that has never stopped me

From doing what I do

The hard way

 

I make the same mistakes

I guess I'll never learn

Put my eggs all in one basket

I let all my bridges burn

I should have listened to

What mama had to say

Then I wouldn't have to suffer

In this fix I'm in today

That's the hard way

Yeah that's my way

I haven't got a plan not even a clue

But that has never stopped me

From doing what I do

The hard way

The hard way

That's the hard way

Yeah that's my way

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MR. FIXIT MAN

By Robert Ross

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WE LIVE IN A THROW AWAY SOCIETY

WHERE QUALITY IS JUST A LIABILITY

GOODS JUST AIN'T BUILT TO LAST NO MORE

THEY START ACTING UP RIGHT THERE ON THE SHOWROOM FLOOR

BUT CLEVER DESIGN HIDES THE FLAW FROM VIEW

TRICKY SALESMAN ARE QUICK TO PULL THE WOOL OVER YOU

AS SOON AS THE DAMN WARRANTEE IS UP

CRAP YOU BOUGHT IS PROGRAMMED TO JUST SELF DESTRUCT

BUT MR. FIXIT DON'T CHARGE MUCH

WHAT WHERE HE KICKS IT WATCH WHERE HE GIVES IT A PUNCH

HE WORKS WONDERS WITH HIS HANDS

NO ONE CAN FIX IT QUITE LIKE MR. FIXIT MAN CAN

 

DON'T BUY ANOTHER NEW ONE NOT IF YOU'RE SMART

DON'T SETTLE FOR A USED ONE FROM SOME OLD JUNK YARD

DON'T TAKE IT TO AN ORDINARY REPAIR MAN

CAUSE HE CAN'T EVEN FIX IT AS WELL AS YOU CAN

CONSUMER FRAUD IS AT AN ALL TIME HIGH

LET THE BUYER BEWARE THAT'S THE CORPORATE CRY

YOU CAN'T FIX IT AND YOU CAN'T SUE

THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON WHO KNOWS WHAT TO DO

MR. FIXIT DON'T CHARGE MUCH

WHAT WHERE HE KICKS IT WATCH WHERE HE GIVES IT A PUNCH

HE WORKS WONDERS WITH HIS HANDS

NO ONE CAN FIX IT QUITE LIKE MR. FIXIT MAN CAN

 

IN ADDITION TO THE USUAL METHODS AND TOOLS

MR. FIXIT HAS TRICKS NOT TAUGHT IN FIXIT SCHOOLS

PAPER CLIPS RUBBER BANDS AND CHEWING GUM

HE USES DUCT TAPE AND A VOODOO DRUM

SO IF ALL ELSE FAILS HE WILL CAST A SPELL

BEFORE YOU KNOW IT YOUR OLD BUSTED HARDWARE IS WELL

WHATEVER YOU NEED FIXED FAST AND RIGHT

MR. FIXIT CAN FIX IT ANYTIME DAY OR NIGHT

MR. FIXIT DON'T CHARGE MUCH

WHAT WHERE HE KICKS IT WATCH WHERE HE GIVES IT A PUNCH

HE WORKS WONDERS WITH HIS HANDS

NO ONE CAN FIX IT QUITE LIKE MR. FIXIT MAN CAN

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BADA BING

(Music & Lyrics by Robert Ross)

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Bada bing bada bang

Bada bang bada boom

A ring a ding ding

Vava voom vava voom

Bada bing bada bang

Bada boom boom boom

 

You gotta be a loyal soldier

That's what the family's all about

Someday you'll be a made man

You'll have dough and you'll have clout

And once you're in with the family

There ain't no getting out

 

You gotta show proper respect

You better do what you are told

Nobody messes with the family

Our territory or our gold

And them that do they will be sorry

And wake up pale and stiff and cold

 

Bada bing bada bang

Bada bang bada boom

A ring a ding ding

Vava voom vava voom

Bada bing bada bang

Bada boom boom boom

 

Your job is bagging all the money

From prostitution, drugs and booze

But if somebody will not pay you

Make 'em an offer they can't refuse

Yeah they'll be sleeping with the fishes

In some sporty concrete shoes

 

The feds may bring you in for quest'ning

But you don't know a thing about it

And they'll give you the third degree

Trust me there ain't no bout adout it

But if you rat on the family

Wiseguy fuhgetaboudit

 

Bada bing bada bang

Bada bang bada boom

A ring a ding ding

Vava voom vava voom

Bada bing bada bang

Bada boom boom boom

( Repeat Chorus )

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YIPPY YI YAY

(Music & Lyrics by Robert Ross)

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Out beyond the solar system past the Milky Way

Through the cold black void of distant outer space

There is a small planet made of rock and clay

Where lives a tiny creature named Yippy Yi Yay

Who never did learn to fly a saucer well

But he could play guitar just like a bat out of hell

 

You can't imagine the guitar this little creature had

He would play beneathe the stars by the launching pad

The astronauts were really sent by how he played

Yippy sends them farther out then any spacecraft made

Creatures in orbit all would land and say

Nobody plays a guitar quite like Yippy Yi Yay

 

How he could rock how he could roll

He comes from far far away with them old blues in his soul

Rock 'n' roll Yippy Yi Yay

He might have come from heaven

But angels don't play that way

How he could rock how he could roll

He comes from far far away with them old blues in his soul

 

He used to practice his guitar both night and day

Twist and bend them strings every which a way

The magic touches something deep inside of you

A being from another world crying the blues

All them fingers buzzing round like a swarm of bees

That guitar gets so hot he's got to use antifreeze

 

They say that one night he was out there all alone

A rocketship descended unlike those he'd known

He climbed aboard the capsule and here's what he found

Music from the Earth is a mad crazy sound

He started beating his old guitar with all his might

It took him far far away and he just vanished from sight

 

How he could rock how he could roll

He comes from far far away with them old blues in his soul

Rock 'n' roll Yippy Yi Yay

He might have come from heaven

But angels don't play that way

How he could rock how he could roll

He comes from far far away with them old blues in his soul

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MR. JELLY ROLL

(Music & Lyrics by Robert Ross)

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Mr. Jelly Roll that's my name

Jelly roll rollin' that's my game

I'll show you tricks just promise not to tell

I'll give you a demonstration

Why my jelly sells so well

Mr. Jelly Roll Mr. Jelly Roll is my name

Jelly roll rollin' yeah that's my game

 

I love to roll your dough it's packed full and tight

It looks so good raw I can't resist one little bite

My jelly's up and rising I don't need no yeast

I'll just pop it in your oven

Once your pan is nice and greased

Mr. Jelly Roll Mr. Jelly Roll is my name

Jelly roll rollin'

Yeah that's my game

 

Too long in the oven dries up your jelly roll

So I go in and out I've got temperature control

Your jelly is delicious your rolling's almost done

So just squeeze a little tighter on my big old jelly gun

Mr. Jelly Roll Mr. Jelly Roll is my name

Jelly roll rollin'

Yeah that's my game

 

The hard part is fillng your little jelly roll hole

The jelly sure is sweet so deep inside your sugar bowl

Now your roll is ready are you pleased by what you've got

Yeah it's coming from your oven

Oh my god that's mighty hot

Mr. Jelly Roll Mr. Jelly Roll is my name

Jelly roll rollin'

Yeah that's my game

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REGISTRATION BLUES

by Robert Ross

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Fighting everywhere what the world needs now is peace

Uncle Sam wants our boys to be the world's police

If we have a third World War

Sam can drag me to it as I scream and kick and claw

Registration blues

Registration time is here

It's here send the word to beware

Uncle Sam may draft me

But I ain't gonna volunteer

 

I'll kiss anything navy blue or khaki green

I'm short one lung. one liver and one spleen

I can't take orders I'm deaf, dumb and blind

Sigmund Freud himself told me I'm clear out of my mind

Registration blues

Registration time is here

It's here send the word to beware

Uncle Sam may draft me

But I ain't gonna volunteer

 

Soon they will draft girls to serve their Uncle Sam

But I think it's wrong to even draft a man

I'm no hawk, I'm a bleeding dove

Enlisted girls and boys should not make war they should make love

Registration blues

Registration time is here

It's here send the word to beware

Uncle Sam may draft me

But I ain't gonna volunteer

 

They can offer gold they can offer money too

But when you're dead what good are these to you

Keep your Silver Stars keep your Purple Hearts

I will keep my ass and all my other vital parts

Registration blues

Registration time is here

It's here send the word to beware

Uncle Sam may draft me

But I ain't gonna volunteer

I ain't gonna volunteer

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IF I HAD KNOWN

By Robert Ross

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IF I HAD KNOWN THAT I WOULD LIVE THIS LONG

I WOULD HAVE TAKEN BETTER CARE OF MYSELF

TOO MUCH WINE WOMEN AND SONG

CAN TAKE A HEAVY TOLL ON YOUR HEALTHOH OH OH

I BURNED THE CANDLE AT BOTH ENDS

IF I HAD IT TO DO OVER WOULD I DO IT AGAIN

IF I HAD KNOWN THAT I WOULD LIVE THIS LONG

 

I SURE HAVE RAISED A LOT OF HELL IN MY DAY

I HAD MY FUN

I WENT TOO FAR AND GOT CARRIED AWAY

BUT I SURE PAID FOR WHAT I DONE

I CAN'T COMPLAIN THAT I GOT A RAW DEAL CAUSE

I HAD A BALL

AND JUST CONSIDERING HOW BADLY I FEEL

I'M LUCKY TO BE HERE AT ALL

IF I HAD KNOWN THAT I WOULD LIVE THIS LONG

I WOULD HAVE TAKEN BETTER CARE OF MYSELF

TOO MUCH WINE WOMEN AND SONG

CAN TAKE A HEAVY TOLL ON YOUR HEALTHOH OH OH

I BURNED THE CANDLE AT BOTH ENDS

IF I HAD IT TO DO OVER WOULD I DO IT AGAIN

IF I HAD KNOWN THAT I WOULD LIVE THIS LONG

 

YOU'RE JUST AS OLD AS YOU FEEL IN YOUR HEAD

THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY

BUT I FEEL JUST LIKE I'M GONNA DROP DEAD

MAYBE I'D BE BETTER OFF THAT WAY

IF I HAD KNOWN THAT I WOULD LIVE THIS LONG

I WOULD HAVE TAKEN BETTER CARE OF MYSELF

TOO MUCH WINE WOMEN AND SONG

CAN TAKE A HEAVY TOLL ON YOUR HEALTHOH OH OH

I BURNED THE CANDLE AT BOTH ENDS

IF I HAD IT TO DO OVER WOULD I DO IT AGAIN

IF I HAD KNOWN THAT I WOULD LIVE THIS LONG

IF ONLY I HAD KNOWN THAT I WOULD LIVE THIS LONG

IF ONLY I HAD KNOWN THAT I WOULD LIVE THIS LONG YEAH YEAH YEAH

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THE BOTTLE LET ME DOWN

(Music & Lyrics by Robert Ross)

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Last night the bottle let me down

Last night my sorrows would not drown

Every night since you went away

I go out drinking till the break of day

But last night the bottle let me down

 

Tonight I hope the booze is my best friend

Tonight I hope these blues come to an end

Wake up each morning blue as I can be

But one of these days the booze will set me free

But last night the bottle let me down

 

I fell for you in a big way honey

But you broke my heart

Now I gotta drink cause when I ain't drinking honey

The pieces fall all apart

 

Last night the bottle let me down

Last night my sorrows would not drown

Up till now beer was A OK

But I'll be drinking harder stuff today

Cause last night my sorrows would not drown

 

Last night the bottle let me down

Last night the bottle let me down

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TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

(Music & Lyrics by Robert Ross)

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Tonight's the night

That's why I feel all right

My baby's looking out of sight

Because tonight's the night

We'll do some hugging and some kissing

Yeah but that ain't all

We'll do some touching and some feeling

Maybe even ball

Baby, tonight's the night

 

Tonight at nine

We're gonna wine and dine

Then we'll blow our little minds

Because tonight's the night

You've got the moves you've got the grooves

You've got just what it takes

I'll take a lot of what you've got so shake it

Till it breaks

Baby, tonight's the night

 

Tonight's the night

That's why I feel all right

My baby's looking out of sight

Because tonight's the night

Once we get started there's no stopping

We'll go all the way

No more excuses now your mom and pop will

Be away

Baby, tonight's the night

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ALL DRESSED UP NO PLACE TO GO

(Music & Lyrics by Robert Ross)

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I swing a nine pound hammer all week so I've got cash to spend

Now I want to spend my time off swinging right on through the weekend

I want to have one hell of a time

I don't care if I go stoned blind

But I don't know a soul that I can honestly call my friend

So I'm gonna make my usual rounds all by myself alone

That means I just drive all around until I come full circle back home

I'm like a ghost from a haunted house

Cause since you left me, this man is just a mouse

Say I can't seem to talk to people, not even on the telephone

 

I'm all dressed up but I, ain't got no place to go

And I ain't got nobody who can help me spend my dough

Son of a gun, I'm ready for fun

But I'm just a lonely party of one

I'm all dressed up but I, ain't got no place to go

 

I'm gonna make-a-my usual rounds all by myself alone

That means I just drive all around until I come full circle back home

I'm like a ghost from a haunted house

Cause since you left me, this man is just a mouse

Say I can't seem to talk to people, not even on the telephone

You know my get up and go, has finally gotten up and gone

Baby now I know just exactly what, your leaving me has done

Well baby, you broke my heart and you, blew my mind

I lost my nerve and that ain't easy to find

When your get up and go has finally gotten up and gone

I'm all dressed up but I, ain't got no place to go

And I ain't got nobody who can help me spend my dough

Son of a gun, I'm ready for fun

But I'm just a lonely party of one

I'm all dressed up but I, ain't got no place to go

I'm all dressed up but I, ain't got no place to go

I'm all dressed up but I, ain't got no place to go

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BORN WITH THESE BLUES

By Robert Ross

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Verse 1

I CAME UP THE HARD WAY

MY DADDY WHOOPED ME TWICE A DAY

I FINALLY RAN AWAY FROM HOME

EVER SINCE I'VE BEEN ON MY OWN

AND SURVIVAL IS QUITE A MEAN FEAT

WHEN YOU'RE LIVING OUT ON THESE MEAN STREETS

Verse 2

I QUIT SCHOOL IN '64

THEN I LEARNED ALL ABOUT THE LAW

NOW I DESERVE A P.H.D

FROM HARD KNOCKS UNIVERSITY

I'VE GOT NO SKILLS I'VE GOT NO TRADE

I'VE JUST GOT THESE HEAVY DUES I'VE PAID

Chorus

I WAS BORN WITH THESE BLUES

ONCE YOU'VE GOT 'EM THERE AIN'T MUCH YOU CAN DO

I'VE HAD 'EM MY WHOLE LIFE THROUGH

I GUESS I'LL HAVE 'EM IN THE NEXT LIFE TOO

DON'T GET TOO CLOSE OR I'LL GIVE 'EM TO YOU

I WAS BORN WITH THESE BLUES

 

Verse 3

GOT A CALL FROM UNCLE SAM

HE SENT ME PACKIN' TO VIETNAM

ONE GOD FORSAKEN AWFUL SPOT

WHERE KIDS WERE DYING FOR WHO KNOWS WHAT

AND I JUST CAN'T FORGET THE BLOOD I'VE SEEN

YEAH I'M STILL TROUBLED BY BAD DREAMS

Verse 4

I WAS BORN TO SHED A TEAR

AND DROWN MY SORROWS IN MY BEER

I PLAY THE SADDEST JUKE BOX SONGS

OVER AND OVER ALL NIGHT LONG

TILL I DRIVE AWAY THE ANGRY CROWD

AND THE BOUNCERS HAVE TO THROW ME OUT

Chorus

I WAS BORN WITH THESE BLUES

ONCE YOU'VE GOT 'EM THERE AIN'T MUCH YOU CAN DO

I'VE HAD 'EM MY WHOLE LIFE THROUGH

I GUESS I'LL HAVE 'EM IN THE NEXT LIFE TOO

DON'T GET TOO CLOSE OR I'LL GIVE 'EM TO YOU

I WAS BORN WITH THESE BLUES

 

Verse 5

SOMEDAY I WILL SHOW 'EM ALL

GOD WILLING I'LL STAND TEN FEET TALL

SOMEHOW I WILL STRIKE IT RICH

MY DREAM GAL AND I WILL GET HITCHED

I'LL MAKE MY DEAR LATE MOTHER PROUD

BUT TILL THEN POUR ME ANOTHER ROUND

Chorus

I WAS BORN WITH THESE BLUES

ONCE YOU'VE GOT 'EM THERE AIN'T MUCH YOU CAN DO

I'VE HAD 'EM MY WHOLE LIFE THROUGH

I GUESS I'LL HAVE 'EM IN THE NEXT LIFE TOO

DON'T GET TOO CLOSE OR I'LL GIVE 'EM TO YOU

I WAS BORN WITH THESE BLUES

(Note) These are the old alternating choruses I no longer sing:

I was born with these blues

God created me to lose

The angels are laughing at me

The pearly gates are under lock and key

My guiding light has got a blown fuse

I was born with these blues

I was born with these blues

That old devil just won't turn me loose

My life is a living hell

Bet you I'm cursed by an evil spell

Cause in a past life, I was bad news

I was born with these blues

I was born with these blues

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SHE'S FINE (As Fine Will Ever Be)

(Music & Lyrics by Robert Ross)

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The look in her eye made a deaf mute talk

The shape of her form made a cripple walk

The touch of her hand made a blind man see

One kiss from her lips brought the beast out in me

She's fine, so fine

Wish she was mine, all mine

To me, she's fine as fine will ever be

 

She soars like a hawk on pure natural soul

And deep down inside is a big heart of gold

She thinks on her feet with a cool clear mind

I mean what I say when I say she's fine

She's fine, so fine

Wish she was mine, all mine

To me, she's fine as fine will ever be

 

She's mine, Lord she's yours, and some other man's too

She breaks lots of hearts, leaves them crying the blues

I'd like to tell her, just what's on my mind

But I lose all hope and my tongue gets tied

She's Fine, so fine

Wish she was mine, all mine

To me, she's fine as fine will ever be

She's fine as fine will ever be

She's fine as fine will ever be

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I AM WHAT I AM

(Music & Lyrics by Robert Ross)

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I am what I am

I can't be no other man

If you love me

You'll accept me as I am

 

Everything I do you say it's wrong

Everything I say you just ignore